Birthday Wishes 'Signature' cards - ideal for friends and family

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Birthday Wishes

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Birthday Wishes

$transcript: voice: How are you doing, pardon any disconvenience, but we have recived the report of a birthday at this address. Detective sargent Bottom, birthday division. No need for alarm, this is a routine courtesy call. we at the bd have ascertained that our informacion out-reach iniative greatly diminishes and fractions incidents whilst simultaneously boosting community enjoyment to untold levels hear to for unseen , for quite sometime, I must say. So we are alerting all community members who having soon to having had a birthday , be sure to have a happy set birthday including, but not exclusively discluding, any or all and whole of parts of elements such as: a card, a candle for blowing, a cake or other suitable comestible songs ,friends, a party perhaps.... and presents, we strongly recommend presents, and suggest autopresentacion as the surest way of accomplishing this, in a timely fashion. So thank you for your cooperation in this matter. Im sure we will have no further trouble here. And please dont hesitate to call us if you remember anything.$

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