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transcript: Voice: Ahhh...Welcome...! I can see you are in need of my services. You have come to the right place. I will summon the awesome powers of the cosmos for you. Let the healing begin. -The patchouli incense will like, clear your bad mojo, and totally restore good karma. -the magic crystal will now cleanse your Aura. -Ah...the flamed candles will sooth your soul. your healing is now complete thank you for choosing Madame Etheria. Text: -Is it working yet? -Whoa Man! Your Aura is, like, changing colors! -i hope this work, this lady is expensive! In case Madame Etheria's Awesome Powers did not work.... i hope u get well soon! (If not, I hope I get a refund from Madame Etheria)

Madame Etheria

transcript: I know you're not feeling yourself today May a little bit of Sun come your way Get well soon

I'll send some Sun your way

transcript: Freeze! you're under a rest! The get well police have been sent to enforce Rest and relaxation!

Under Arrest

transcript: Get well soon!

Get Well Soon

transcript: May your health improve with each passing moment. May each new day be more colorful than the last. Get Well Soon

Rose Garden

transcript: Voice: Hey, I heard you weren't feeling well, but don't worry, I got just the thing...follow me. Ta-Dah! Whenever I don't feel good, I just drink out of the toilet. What? You think that's gross! Ah...How about sniffing another dog's butt? Actually, that might make you even more sick. They're all mad ideas. Just get some rest, and FEEL BETTER SOON! Text: Take my advice... Don't drink the water!

George: Get Well Soon!

transcript: Best wishes for a quick revovery

We're here to help

transcript: I heard that you were not feeling well May cause dizziness Ha Ha Ha Just remember... Laughter is the best medicine Get Well Soon

Laughter is the Best Medicine

transcript: If wishes were flowers I'd send you a bunch to say Get well soon!

Get well soon

transcript: I was so sorry to hear about your hospital visit- I know what that's like: a symphony of beeps, dings and alarms... Your very own roommate! Ok! Okay! You are kidding me!!! No- Nooooo! I can't believe it. ha ha ha hee hee hee ha ha Oh- hoo hoo hoo Well I told you Scrumptious, healthy food Those special 3 minutes with your doctor Morning! Is it 7 am? Any questions? Is that my doctor? Great- see you again tomorrow! Hey- I have a question... More wires than you can shake a stick at How much more incentive do you need? Noisey! that's dinner? Doc is always in a rush - so many wires - Roommates Get well a.s.a.p!

Get Well
(In hospital)

transcript: Are you feeling better yet? Still under the weather? Perfect bill of health? Well then, that's...GREAT! Because... The world awaits you! Get well soon

Feeling Better Yet?

transcript: You only need to believe in the therapeutic powers of trashy magazines and daytime TV. Get well soon!

Daytime TV

transcript: It's not easy... But I know you'll kick that habit! you can do it!

Kick It

transcript: We're looking forward to your speedy return

Your Return

transcript: Kick the habit It takes someone as strong as you are to give it up! Keep up the good work! You can do it!

Temptation...

transcript: Smoking kills 4.8 million people each year. Are you ready to quit yet?

Stop Body Pollution

transcript: Please get well soon! We need you back

We need you back

transcript: I hear you're feeling not so well; It's no fun being sick I've sent this card to let you know I hope you get well quick!

No fun being sickly